1) You wake up the morning after Thanksgiving and you are starving!!
I had to eat 3 Eggo waffles just to get moving and feed the tapeworm. Did you know that there will soon be an Eggo Waffle shortage? Yes, I read it in the paper! Apparently 2 of their production plants are currently shut down. Tragedy. Of course, after I read the story I had to rush out and buy some Eggos. Now I'm suspicious the article was just a marketing ploy to tempt gullible consumers like me.
It looks fairly nice outside (considering it's winter in Montana), so Eric and I are planning a 3 mile run with the dog.